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  • 05/2024
  • 978-1922329608 B0D2ZMBFMX
  • 281 pages
  • $4.99
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  • 05/2024
  • 978-1922329608 B0D2ZMBFMX
  • 301 pages
  • $16.12
Remi DeWitt
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978-1922329608
Remi DeWitt, author
Oh my God! Debbie’s been abducted by aliens. She wakes up to find four of them looking down at her. They have very big needles, but before they can use them on her Debbie is rescued by a stranger who can’t remember who she is. The aliens have memory-blocked her. Naming her Ellen because she was good at taking down aliens too, Debbie sets off with her on a voyage across the universe. Hunted all the way by the aliens who want their ship back, Debbie and Ellen discover a cosmos filled with civilizations. All of them also want something: community service for sleeping in a public place, pirates with a ransom to collect, a secret military from a mysterious ghost ship, and the emperor of the entire universe who wants nothing more than a nice dinner. As they negotiate their way through it all, making friends and enemies along the way, Debbie and Ellen search for answers to the questions: who is Ellen, where does she come from, why is she aboard this alien ship, and why are these aliens abducting people from Earth? Somewhat Lost: It Was One Bottle of Wine is a sci-fi first-contact space opera in which Debbie discovers almost no one out there has heard of Earth and it might be better if it stayed that way.
Reviews
This breezy, action-filled charmer by DeWitt (author of The Alien Who Woke Earth) finds suburban mom Debbie abducted by aliens after a rousing night of wine and a sappy movie while her spouse and kids are out of town. When Debbie wakes up pinned down inside a spaceship and surrounded by strange creatures, she understandably panics—especially when she realizes they’re inches from jamming a probe into her eye. Enter a mysterious, gun-toting woman dressed in black, who promptly kills the aliens and rescues Debbie, informing her they’ve both been abducted by the notorious space pirates, the Greens.

The adventure explodes from there, as Debbie and her new friend, unable to remember her name or where she is from, jettison across galaxies, fleeing for their lives from the revenge seeking Greens. Debbie comically names her acquaintance “Ellen” after the pop culture heroine, and from there, DeWitt offers up a slew of action sequences and fight scenes that recall pulp science fiction, with humor derived from absurdity and miscommunication—as when Debbie, from the backward planet Earth, is declared an undocumented alien and a biohazard, until she is fitted with a mandatory universal ID chip that “everyone in the civilized universe” possesses.

The hunt for allies forms the story’s backbone, though the women end up making more enemies than friends, thanks in large part to Debbie’s insensitive comments among collectivist, touchy-feely alien cultures. DeWitt animates the novel with an admirably diverse cast—from deceptively cuddly rabbit life forms to androids to a host of rock worshippers—and adds an alien woman nicknamed “Fist” to the mix, serving as the muscle on Debbie’s crew. The strong female leads and intergalactic adventure form the perfect mix—though even Debbie periodically points out holes in the plot—and DeWitt keeps the danger, humor, and cultural faux pas spinning at a breakneck pace.

Takeaway: Fast, fun story of bold women on the run throughout the galaxy.

Comparable Titles: Douglas Adams’s The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Yahtzee Croshaw’s Will Save the Galaxy for Food.

Production grades
Cover: B+
Design and typography: A
Illustrations: N/A
Editing: A-
Marketing copy: A

Formats
Ebook Details
  • 05/2024
  • 978-1922329608 B0D2ZMBFMX
  • 281 pages
  • $4.99
Paperback Details
  • 05/2024
  • 978-1922329608 B0D2ZMBFMX
  • 301 pages
  • $16.12
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