In our house, new technology is something to be resisted and uprooted. Forget Google and ChatGPT; Dad gets his questions answered by a Magic 8 Ball and his drunk uncle. Mom got a high-tech treadmill with a fitness app. She entered what she ate in one day and it sent an ambulance to our house. Our Smart TV's remote can't change channels but it shuts off our neighbor's home dialysis machine. "Mom & Dad Are Dinosaurs!" is an illustrated humor book ostensibly written by a snarky boy about life with his technologically incompetent parents. Each of its 25 short chapters describe a different challenge faced by the kid's parents in their struggles with modern technology and today's lifestyle. The chapters include: • GPS • Online Shopping • Email • Zoom Calls • Google • Social Media • Streaming Music • Smartphones • Voice Mail • Alexa "Mom & Dad Are Dinosaurs!" is a fun read for young adults, new adults, kids, and adults!