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  • 10/2024
  • 979-8-9911031-0-7 B0DGDN6Y6Z
  • 346 pages
  • $9.99
Jon Kaczka
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Surviving the Summit Conference
Jon Kaczka, author
Everyone can achieve success through the Summit Conference. They just need to follow one rule: There’s no escape. An Asian American single mom needs to turn her social media skills into a corporate marketing career. An unemployed dad hopes his new MBA will land a good job as he tries to leave behind his childhood of growing up in a West Virginia trailer park. A trio of influencers—a fake televangelist, a rock climber, and an underestimated stoner—wander into the conference on accident. These five attendees have no idea what Abigor, Chairman of the Summit Conference, has in store for them. With promises of wealth and corporate success, Abigor lures in his new toys into the Beburoa Hotel and traps them in a never-ending conference. But when Abigor begins murdering the new attendees, they must find a way to escape if they want to live. Who will survive the Summit Conference from hell?
Reviews
A killer premise blending horror, mystery, and career-advice satire makes Kaczka’s debut stand out: an eclectic cast in desperate need of big breaks receive what seems like the opportunity of a lifetime—an invitation to the mysterious Summit Conference, described as a catalyst for learning to “land your dream job… [and] rule from behind the curtain.” This year’s attendees include a trio of influencers, a struggling single mother, and a father frantic to support his family. But success comes at a cost, and the group soon realizes that the Beburoa Hotel and its eccentric master, Abigor, are not what they seem: seminars about thinking outside the box end in bloodshed, all the exits are blocked, and eventually even death is denied.

Kaczka’s vicious blend of suspense, bloodshed, and parody is inspired and original, as he lampoons influencer culture, racism, boomers, buzzword-afflicted corpo-culturists, and more. Abigor, in a frenzy of self-adulation, makes a toast, with human blood, to “one hundred years of excellence” and ruling “the corporate world from the shadows” in one scene, while in others he muses on how strange he finds it that workplaces have become increasingly diverse. Some jolts of horror are both funny and inventive, like the revelation of the contents of the rules book given to conference goers. The satire is heavy-handed but likely to amuse readers wary of management happy-talk, especially as the presentations spin increasingly out of control in flashy, funny ways.

The cast is large enough that not everyone makes an impression, trapped in scenes of lurking evil and lessons about the pillars of leadership, and as the events get ever-crazier the over-the-top ethos diminishes suspense or investment in the characters, who trend toward morbid caricatures, including Abigor’s minion Camilla, who acknowledges she’s “mired in groupthink” but, still, has her sights set no higher than Abigor’s position, in hopes of being “the first woman chair of the Summit Conference.” Kaczka’s social-satire-by-way-of-haunted-house is ambitious, making pulpy entertainment out of a gore-soaked, blunt skewering of late-stage capitalism. There’s a lot to digest here, but readers who appreciate unbridled mockery of self-proclaimed “management mastermind”s will be entertained.

Takeaway: Influencers and corporate-wannabes discover business is hell in thishorror-satire.

Comparable Titles: Lee Mountford’s Haunted: Hotel, Mona Awad’s Bunny.

Production grades
Cover: B-
Design and typography: A-
Illustrations: N/A
Editing: B+
Marketing copy: A-

Formats
Ebook Details
  • 10/2024
  • 979-8-9911031-0-7 B0DGDN6Y6Z
  • 346 pages
  • $9.99
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